It seemed like a good place to start unpacking this whole mess. "You know, for us, it's easy. We don't really think about gender because who cares? That's a human thing. We have our preferences, we have aesthetic we like but we're not like them. To humans, it matters if you're a boy or a girl. Or both or neither. It's always been especially a big deal if two guys wanna do the horizontal tango." He clicked his fingers and then pointed at Matteo. "That boy is vibing on you. Hard. And that boy is also in the closet."
"...he is not. He goes in there sometimes when he is looking for weapons or salt. But right now he is on the floor. There." Castiel pointed to show Matteo to Gabriel, proving that he did not know what a closet case was. However, at least he knew something about preferences. "Charlie only likes women."
She was perhaps his favourite woman to spend time around Matteo for exactly that reason. Really helped with the issue of his jealousy. "You are talking about homo stuff. Gay. Matteo talks about it a lot."
"Closest case is just a term used for humans who feel one way towards a certain gender but hide it. Your boy likes boys but he's embarrassed he likes boys. So he hides it. There's a lot of stigma with that sort of thing. Check out Brokeback Mountain, it'll tell you all you need." Raphael patted Castiel's shoulder and then looked over at Matteo, sleeping happily, probably dreaming of his angel. Dumb human was as horny for Cas as Cas was for him. "All I'm saying is that whenever you do make a move, he might panic. He might freak out. Doesn't mean he isn't interested. Trust me, no one looks at you that much if it's just friendship."
But the gay panic would be strong with this one. He could just feel it. "Humans are awkward and complicated. Angels ... well, no. You. You're simpler."
"When I found Matteo, I did not know what love felt like. Then I learned and I knew I loved him." And now he was beginning to learn more and more about physical love and that was starting to be of interest. He nodded. "I do not want to make a move and scare him."
Yet he wasn't sure how to make a move and not scare him. It was a very tricky situation. "I don't like when he flirts with women." It didn't make him feel emotions that he wanted to experience. "I will just keep interrupting when he does. His "game" gets worse when I stare at him."
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It seemed like a good place to start unpacking this whole mess. "You know, for us, it's easy. We don't really think about gender because who cares? That's a human thing. We have our preferences, we have aesthetic we like but we're not like them. To humans, it matters if you're a boy or a girl. Or both or neither. It's always been especially a big deal if two guys wanna do the horizontal tango." He clicked his fingers and then pointed at Matteo. "That boy is vibing on you. Hard. And that boy is also in the closet."
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She was perhaps his favourite woman to spend time around Matteo for exactly that reason. Really helped with the issue of his jealousy. "You are talking about homo stuff. Gay. Matteo talks about it a lot."
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But the gay panic would be strong with this one. He could just feel it. "Humans are awkward and complicated. Angels ... well, no. You. You're simpler."
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Yet he wasn't sure how to make a move and not scare him. It was a very tricky situation. "I don't like when he flirts with women." It didn't make him feel emotions that he wanted to experience. "I will just keep interrupting when he does. His "game" gets worse when I stare at him."
He could be devious, in his own way.