"Is he teaching you how to manipulate? Hot damn, Cas. You've been corrupted." Profound bond. Heh. Must be fucking. He assumed Castiel had a boyfriend or something. "So is he a particularly hot lamp or just sort of average cause--"
"Just get in the stupid car and come and see your damn brother." Matty took the phone from Castiel, just handling this for him. "He might die so don't be an idiot. Get your head out of your ass and get in that car. Okay?!"
"He's a handsome lamp," Castiel had already replied without any hesitation to clarify, just before the phone was wrestled from him. He blinked and then moved closer, so that Raphael would still be able to hear him. "Sam will reach out to you. He is very reliable!"
A lot more reliable than the handsome lamp, honestly.
"I'm gonna go down. Have fun turning your lamp on."
Raphael hung up because he didn't want to talk about this any more. Though he did now have a list of things he wanted to ask his brother if and when he got to New York.
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"Just get in the stupid car and come and see your damn brother." Matty took the phone from Castiel, just handling this for him. "He might die so don't be an idiot. Get your head out of your ass and get in that car. Okay?!"
"... Cas, your lamp is yelling at me."
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A lot more reliable than the handsome lamp, honestly.
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Raphael hung up because he didn't want to talk about this any more. Though he did now have a list of things he wanted to ask his brother if and when he got to New York.