Aleister wasn't going to lie, he waggled his eyebrows and then pulled it forward. He wasn't an idiot like Not-Moose, he actually read his contracts. He went through every aspect, right down into the fine print, double checking each clause and making sure he had a little bit of wiggle room. Not much but a bit. "Nice, well written, I'll agree to almost everything. Not this."
He circled the part that said he'd promise to fetch the tablet. Too simple. "To the best of my abilities. What if I've been robbed? What if it's in heaven? I can't go there. Let's open that up so I don't get blasted my holy energy but otherwise, I agree. To the best of my abilities. The actual best."
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Aleister wasn't going to lie, he waggled his eyebrows and then pulled it forward. He wasn't an idiot like Not-Moose, he actually read his contracts. He went through every aspect, right down into the fine print, double checking each clause and making sure he had a little bit of wiggle room. Not much but a bit. "Nice, well written, I'll agree to almost everything. Not this."
He circled the part that said he'd promise to fetch the tablet. Too simple. "To the best of my abilities. What if I've been robbed? What if it's in heaven? I can't go there. Let's open that up so I don't get blasted my holy energy but otherwise, I agree. To the best of my abilities. The actual best."