"Yeah, they think it's a hotbed of sin. Real let-down, if you ask me. Bit of a tease." Bobby walked back over with two beers, handing one to Michael before sitting down by him. At least it wasn't swelling further, that was something. "Maybe just say you heard someone say America ain't shit so you had to get into a righteous fight with them."

Seemed like the right vibe to calm people down. "Though I reckon your brother's gonna see through that one."