While Raphael was wiggling his butt around like a strange strip show, Sam did his best to focus on the road, to very much focus on the road. This was awkward enough without adding the risk of popping a boner.

Then Raphael sat properly again and he did glance over. Glanced over and then his eyes almost popped out of his head. "...did you just put extra sugar into your energy drink?" What the hell. "Are you trying to get hyper like a toddler? Cause I gotta tell you, man, a heart attack seems the more likely outcome here." Perhaps a heart attack while being hyper like a toddler.