"Woah. Your dad really sucks, huh?" That was not a nice story but then, he didn't think any story involving a dad could ever be good. "My dad once left me at the supermarket and drove home. Only it wasn't for a lesson, he just forgot me." He snorted in amusement and then held his hand up to Sam.

"High five for shitty dads, Sammy! We got daddy issues. And you know what they say about daddy issues - makes for the best sex"

He waggled his eyebrows, waiting for that Sam to slap his hand, not aware that he was basically reworking lines he had used way back when at Chuck's party.