"So at this vulnerable moment in my life, I have to get in a car with a stranger and drive to -- where even is he?" It didn't seem like a lot of fun and he had no idea what weirdo he'd be stuck in a car with. He exhaled in annoyance, he really didn't need this right now. He'd have to book some days off work and cancel his balloon animal course. He was so excited to learn how to make advanced animals.

"You could instead, you know, lease me a car. We can lie about the license, no one even checks." Or, at least, he assumed as much.